Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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