And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i've created a new STD.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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