belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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