Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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