Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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