Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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