If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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