Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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