so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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