Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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