Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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