Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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