Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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