You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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