it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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