It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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