I'm pants shitting drunk right now
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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