marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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