Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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