Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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