I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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