Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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