so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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