Umm I'm too high to move.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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