White coat. Heels.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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