are you still at the devil's house?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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