thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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