i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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