i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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