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Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I have fence marks all over my body
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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