I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Randomize
