You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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