so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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