you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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