What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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