i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
