Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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