apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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