WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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