So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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