I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Randomize
