32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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