Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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