well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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