Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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