If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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