I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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