Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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