Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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