Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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